{"product_id":"lamentations-green-messiah-special-order","title":"LAMENTATIONS: GREEN MESSIAH (Special Order)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Special order — final sale:\u003c\/strong\u003e we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it \u003cstrong\u003ecannot be cancelled or refunded\u003c\/strong\u003e and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If \u003cstrong\u003ePoké Jeux\u003c\/strong\u003e is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded \u003cstrong\u003ein full — no fee\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp lang=\"fr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale :\u003c\/strong\u003e nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il \u003cstrong\u003ene peut être annulé ni remboursé\u003c\/strong\u003e et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si \u003cstrong\u003ePoké Jeux\u003c\/strong\u003e ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé \u003cstrong\u003een totalité — sans frais\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world. GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians. Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world. The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months. The Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH FUCKERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade in Finland.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LAMENTATIONS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48327285342361,"sku":"9789527238615","price":30.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1669\/2121\/files\/raw_f4571a70-5a1d-4c8f-931f-6d9658afdbff.jpg?v=1784400538","url":"https:\/\/www.pokejeux.ca\/products\/lamentations-green-messiah-special-order","provider":"POKÉ JEUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}