{"product_id":"so-youve-been-chump-dumped-special-order","title":"SO YOU'VE BEEN CHUMP-DUMPED (Special Order)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Special order — final sale:\u003c\/strong\u003e we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it \u003cstrong\u003ecannot be cancelled or refunded\u003c\/strong\u003e and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If \u003cstrong\u003ePoké Jeux\u003c\/strong\u003e is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded \u003cstrong\u003ein full — no fee\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp lang=\"fr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale :\u003c\/strong\u003e nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il \u003cstrong\u003ene peut être annulé ni remboursé\u003c\/strong\u003e et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si \u003cstrong\u003ePoké Jeux\u003c\/strong\u003e ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé \u003cstrong\u003een totalité — sans frais\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou thought you got lucky, but cheap jump tickets are too good to be true, of course. Now, stars spin as you tumble helplessly through space, screaming promises of violence upon the friend who said they knew the perfect guy, who said they'd hook you up, who turned you into a doomed chump.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo You've Been Chump-Dumped is a one-shot adventure pamphlet for the sci-fi horror RPG Mothership that begins with the players having been scammed and ejected into space. Saved at the last minute by a mysterious force pulling them into the covert research ship Blacklens, the players find it in disarray, and most of the crew are missing. In search of survivors and an escape route, they'll have to contend with a gravitational distortion that may be hunting them and, of course, whatever left the walls coated in a mealy pink paste... This pamphlet is a solid opener for a new campaign or a fitting scenario to have ready to go when the crew has the misfortune of being scattered into the inky blackness of the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContents:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 10-room research ship\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• An evolving monster threat, a horrifying creature born of Taiyang-Macht's VACoOM superweapon experiment and loosely inspired by everyone's favorite cute, pink, and round video game character\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• A lab animal generator, with over 100 possible results of failed experiments\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 5 survivor NPCs, each with an archetype and a strong opinion about another survivor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warnings: violence, gore, animal experimentation and death, body horror\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ATYPICALFAUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48331682250905,"sku":"ATFMSH002","price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1669\/2121\/files\/raw_92c31b26-8ce8-428c-b3b7-97ecc519a29d.jpg?v=1784523197","url":"https:\/\/www.pokejeux.ca\/products\/so-youve-been-chump-dumped-special-order","provider":"POKÉ JEUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}