PARANOIA: WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE (Special Order)

🛒 What's a Special Order? We don't keep this one on our shelves — it's a Special Order title we bring in from our distributor just for you. Add it to your cart like any other product; once you order, we place it with our distributor and ship it your way. Because it's ordered on demand, it arrives a little later than an in-stock item — expect at least 2 weeks before it reaches you, and we cannot promise a date.

🛒 C'est quoi une commande spéciale ? On ne garde pas cet article en stock — c'est un titre en commande spéciale qu'on fait venir de notre distributeur juste pour vous. Ajoutez-le au panier comme n'importe quel produit ; dès votre commande, on le commande chez notre distributeur et on vous l'expédie. Comme il est commandé sur demande, il arrive un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock — compte au moins 2 semaines avant de le recevoir, et on ne peut pas promettre de date.

⚠️ Special order — final sale: we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it cannot be cancelled or refunded and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If Poké Jeux is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded in full — no fee.

⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale : nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il ne peut être annulé ni remboursé et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si Poké Jeux ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé en totalité — sans frais.

'DING! Attend Troubleshoot people. To be going into TUV Sector, why not? Last mission uptake to be sending you to where planes live. If arrivals are, speeching to citizens next..'

– The Computer

Where does heat go when we are not using it to cook or force a traitor to confess? Normally, it escapes into the air. But what if a city was underground? And what if that city was also a nightmarish hellscape of bureaucracy, failing tech, and summary executions?

Power Services cannot get a handle on waste heat, and they are worried Friend Computer will punish them for rising internal temps. They hire a Troubleshooter team to hide their involvement. Technical Services hates Power Services, so they also hire a Troubleshooter team to make that involvement well-known. Because there are only so many teams available, of course they both hired the same Troubleshooter team.

Wait, why are sea levels rising inside an underground city that has no sea?

Water, Water, Everywhere is a new, damp mission for Paranoia that satirises climate change. Is that something to joke about? It is in Alpha Complex. Watch the Troubleshooters try to convince poor citizens that climate change is not real, evacuate Blue citizens because climate change is real, avoid a swarm of angry bees, and convince factory workers to breathe out less carbon dioxide while maintaining work quotas.

Oh, one more thing. Half the team will be on Power Service's side while the other half support Technical Services. Everyone will work together in peace and harmony, right?