NEON LORDS: RIDERS OF THE BURPWARP (Special Order)

🛒 What's a Special Order? We don't keep this one on our shelves — it's a Special Order title we bring in from our distributor just for you. Add it to your cart like any other product; once you order, we place it with our distributor and ship it your way. Because it's ordered on demand, it arrives a little later than an in-stock item — expect at least 2 weeks before it reaches you, and we cannot promise a date.

🛒 C'est quoi une commande spéciale ? On ne garde pas cet article en stock — c'est un titre en commande spéciale qu'on fait venir de notre distributeur juste pour vous. Ajoutez-le au panier comme n'importe quel produit ; dès votre commande, on le commande chez notre distributeur et on vous l'expédie. Comme il est commandé sur demande, il arrive un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock — compte au moins 2 semaines avant de le recevoir, et on ne peut pas promettre de date.

⚠️ Special order — final sale: we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it cannot be cancelled or refunded and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If Poké Jeux is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded in full — no fee.

⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale : nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il ne peut être annulé ni remboursé et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si Poké Jeux ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé en totalité — sans frais.

TIMELESS BEYOND, DUDES!

It's like a cosmic stretch of the gnarliest unknowns and mondo-huge blackness.

Outta these far-out empty zones hovers the turf of the Elder Space God.

This ageless being's seen it all, from the birth of fresh galaxies to massive cosmic wipeouts since the big bang boogie.

Time? Far-out, dude! Not even on their radar! They were just chillaxing out here in the abyss before time was even a blip.

The Khaos winds howl in their wake, as the Elder Space God floats aimlessly through the abyss. Even the heavy-hitting Light Lords and the gnarly Khaos Godz are left quaking in their celestial boots. Life? It's a cold flick of their finger away from oblivion.

But dudes here's where the plot really thickens. With a totally thunderous BURP that shook heaven and earth (we're talking full-on cosmic indigestion, my friends), the Elder Space God ripped a big hole right into the continuum of time and space. This gnarly space belch jettisoned Scumdogs through the twisted Burpwarp highways, flinging them into the Gnarly Age, dimensions beyond their wildest dreams to a radical place, Neo-Terraxx!

Cruising out of the swirling, burp-fueled vortex, 10 brand-spanking new classes for use in Neon Lords of the Toxic Wasteland TTRPG!

So, bodacious warriors, it's time to gear up! Chug your Glug, zip up your fanny pack, and prepare to take on the unknown dangers that lurk ahead!

The new Scumdogs that have come to the Gnarly Age are:

• B.I.O. Trooper- The Neon Wars never looked so Gross!

• Combat Dr0idz- Endless warz and nothing to show for it!

• Leatherback- Kings of the savage Urth before those pesky humanoid skum showed up.

• Rad Scientist- Welcome to the school of Cool! CLASS IN SESSION!

• Sewer Shark- Totally JAWSOME!

• Star Grunt- Policing the galaxy ain't payin' the billz!

• S.T. A.C.I.E.- NO MAN, NO LAW, NO WAR CAN STOP THEM!

• Terror-Chain Warrior- The President's Chosen.

• Wasteland Weirdo-Master of Mutants, Mutts, and Monsters!