🛒 What's a Special Order? We don't keep this one on our shelves — it's a Special Order title we bring in from our distributor just for you. Add it to your cart like any other product; once you order, we place it with our distributor and ship it your way. Because it's ordered on demand, it arrives a little later than an in-stock item — expect at least 2 weeks before it reaches you, and we cannot promise a date.
🛒 C'est quoi une commande spéciale ? On ne garde pas cet article en stock — c'est un titre en commande spéciale qu'on fait venir de notre distributeur juste pour vous. Ajoutez-le au panier comme n'importe quel produit ; dès votre commande, on le commande chez notre distributeur et on vous l'expédie. Comme il est commandé sur demande, il arrive un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock — compte au moins 2 semaines avant de le recevoir, et on ne peut pas promettre de date.
⚠️ Special order — final sale: we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it cannot be cancelled or refunded and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If Poké Jeux is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded in full — no fee.
⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale : nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il ne peut être annulé ni remboursé et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si Poké Jeux ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé en totalité — sans frais.
The Computer is your friend.
You must keep Friend Computer happy.
To do otherwise is Treason.
Welcome to the miniatures version of the iconic, dark-humour Paranoia RPG, adapted by the same team as Five Parsecs from Home and Five Leagues from the Borderlands.
Want a game where teammates have each other's backs and work together to accomplish a noble goal? Well, this ain't it.
Join a so-called 'team' of Troubleshooters (find the trouble, get shot) and complete missions that keep Alpha Complex the safe, efficient Utopia its citizens trust. None of them are members of secret societies, and absolutely none of them have mutant powers. They're certainly not going to report each other as Traitors or shoot each other in the back with a laser pistol. Hey, get them before they get you!
And if you die, don't worry, you have five identical clones to take your place and mop up what's left of you.
Trust The Computer. It never makes mjstakes.
• Procedural solo, co-op and group play rules and gamemastered options throughout.
• Fast-moving system, emphasising fun over complexity
• 50 Mutant Powers that you definitely don't have
• 20 pieces of starting equipment.
• Mission generator, plus 20 Scenarios with 7 Objective types.
• Secret Society and Security Clearance rules
• Foes including IntSec Troopers, Vulture Squadron Warriors, Bots, Mutant Creatures, Monsters, and Aliens, and, of course, your fellow clones
• Rules for random hazards, cameras, vending machines, even doors
• Optional rules for Mandatory Bonus Duties, Service Groups, and more
• 10 status effects – you too can be Confused, Stunned, Bleeding, Stressed, Infected, and more. Often at the same time!
Embrace the anxiety.
Paranoia will keep you safe.
Trust No-One and Keep Your Laser Handy!