UNEXPLODED COW (Special Order)

⚠️ Special order — final sale: we order this specifically for you from our distributor, so it cannot be cancelled or refunded and ships a bit later than an in-stock item. If Poké Jeux is unable to fulfill it (e.g. distributor allocation), you are refunded in full — no fee.

⚠️ Commande spéciale — vente finale : nous commandons cet article spécifiquement pour vous chez notre distributeur ; il ne peut être annulé ni remboursé et est expédié un peu plus tard qu'un article en stock. Si Poké Jeux ne peut l'honorer (ex. allocation du distributeur), vous êtes remboursé en totalité — sans frais.

Designers: James Ernest and Paul Peterson
Artist: Cheyenne Wright
Contains: 81 Cards, 76 money tokens, 1 die, rules
Playing Time: 25 Minutes
Players: 2-6
Ages: 12+

Europe. Summer. 1997.

You have discovered two problems with a common solution: mad cows in England, and unexploded bombs in France.

In Unexploded Cow, you play a savvy entrepreneur who wants to help solve the world's problems, by blowing up lots of cows. You'll round up a herd of mad cows, give them a stirring pep talk, and march them through the French countryside. In doing so, you will clear fields of leftover ordnance from long-forgotten wars. And you'll make a few bucks doing it.

Unexploded Cow is the newest card game from Cheapass Games, a deluxe reprint of one of our most popular games ever. It's a simple card game for 2-6 players. You start with 5000 Francs, and try to make more money than you spend. You invest in mad cows, roll dice to see which ones blow up, and play plenty of messed-up cards on your friends. It's fast, crazy, and lots of fun.

Unexploded Cow Sheet.pdf